The history of Jenny X. part VIII

Todays lesson harkens back to one of our previous lessons. As you regular readers know Jenny X has a shiny Browning over-under shotgun. The gun of champions. The gun that neither of us have. The expensive and pretty kind made in Belgium.

Anyway. It is with this gun that Jenny has decided to put all other marksmen to shame. That's right John Wayne, Jenny is now the champ. As evidenced by this picture there is now only one man huge enough to make the claim of 'Worlds Greatest Shot'. (Actually there are three gentlemen to Jennys left that are showing off the trophies they won. The first guy held the Browning when Jenny needed to take a shot of wikki, the second picked up his shells and the third made Ham and Cheese sandwiches. For these acts of bravery they also got trophies.)

After receiving the award and speaking with the local news media it was off to Cabo for a little R&R. While there Jenny gave a clinic to American sharpshooters on their way to track down Osama Bin Laden, give em hell boys. Thanks Jenny X for being the best damn trap shooter alive!

So endeth the lesson of Jenny X.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

The history of Jenny X. part V
Many of you may know Jenny X. only as the great hunter and master of camoflage that he is. But did you also know Jenny is a world class skier too? That's right, he is known around the west as one of the greatest Big Mountain skiers to have ever straped on the boards. Here's some background.After spending his childhood on such big mountain terrain as Ski Campgaw,

"Whether you're coming from the George Washington Bridge, the Tappan Zee or the Long Island Expressway, Campgaw Mountain puts you in the thick of winter action in less time than it takes to drive across town! We're conveniently located just seconds from Route 202 in scenic Mahwah, New Jersey."

Jenny graduated to the agressive trails of Pico and eventually Stratton mountains. Completing his dominance of the Vermont hills the next move was to the Continental Divide and the surrounding peaks of Colorado.It was here that Jennys skiing took on a new phase. The more challenging terrain pushed the envelope of what a small town kid from Jersey was capable of. It was here, in Breckenridge, that the man formerly known as Jenny became Jenny X.

Ladies and gentlemen it's true, the X stands for X-treme. Once Jenny X skis a slope, it's his forever.Take a good look at this photo. No sunglasses, big hair = big air, jeans and a sweatshirt. The essence of X-treme.

So endeth the lesson of Jenny X part V.

I think we all know about the many passions of Jenny X. But did you know Jenny also participates in the Bass Anglers Sportsmans Society anual fishing derby? This years winner of the BASS tournament is none other than Jenny X. As no text accompanied this photo I will do my level best to describe the days events.

"I woke up extra early this morning and went to the BASS tournament. I have won the thing 24 times already but figured I might give it another try. Preparing myself for the day with a few shots of vodka and a suitcase of beers, I boarded the yacht and made my way to the center of the lake. My first cast hit the water and I pulled up the winner shown in this pic.

"Being that I knew I had the thing wraped up already I downed 16 of the 24 beers and took a nap. When I woke up my yacht had drifted over to the Maxim 'Hot 100' party and I shared my remaing beers with supermodels Giselle and Heidi Klum. They gave me a 4 hour massage and and I returned to the dock in time to get my trophy. Not bad for a paid sick day I took off from work."

Well, there you have it. Just another day in the life.

So endeth the lesson of Jenny X.

What A Big Mouth...and That Fish!